if my jokes offend you:
- i’m sorry
- it won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- you’re a pussy
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
"I’d rather be in your bed."
like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit
"Don’t waste sunsets with people who will be gone by sunrise."
The Good Vibe
if a girl ignores you she’s either hella pissed or hella sad and whatever it is you better apologize if you don’t wanna be ignored for the next 28 years